Total Medals Earned: 39,949 (From 5,466 different games.) Total Medal Score: 854,265 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
Find Julia Gillard
Find Hitler
Find Jesus
Find Wally
Medals Earned: 9/9 (160/160 points)
Watch the whole opening scene
Hear everyone's voicemail message in the same session
Save Cindy from her intruder
Help Wally Woog with his library
Complete a task for Mr. Wigwatts
Recover the complete jetpack
Beat the game
Beat the jetpack minigame on a more difficult route
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 16/23 (160/270 points)
Stomp on 8 birds.
Collect 150 crystals.
Perform 25 perfect jumps.
Fly at maximum altitude for a total of 45 seconds.
Reach zone 2.
Stomp on two birds in a single jump.
Reach zone 6.
Stomp on 16 birds in a single game.
Reach zone 4.
Unlock and purchase any hat.
Collect 2,000 crystals.
Fly at maximum altitude for a total of 2.5 minutes.
Bounce on 3 consecutive mushrooms without touching the ground.
Reach zone 3 without picking up any crystals on zone 2 (except on the final ramp).
Fly away into the sunrise.
Reach zone 9.
Stomp on 45 birds.
Perform 250 perfect jumps.
Stomp on 125 birds.
Collect 10,000 crystals.
Perform 1000 perfect jumps.
Fly at maximum altitude for a total of 8 minutes.
Medals Earned: 4/16 (20/480 points)
Kill your first interloper
Go boom for the first time
Finish level 1
Snipe the UFO
Use the first powerup
Finish level 10
Use the third powerup and go 3D
Use the second powerup
Reach a score of 100,000
Finish level 20
Max out your lives counter and survive until next round
Destroy all 45 Interlopers with the explosion of the first powerup
Destroy all 45 Interlopers with the second powerup
Finish level 30 on Caos mode
Finish level 30 on Classic mode
Medals Earned: 6/9 (120/295 points)
Serve 25 customers in one level
Serve 8+ customers with the smoothie bomb
Serve 75 customers in one level
Collect 300 gold
Max out all skills
Unlock all the heroes
Serve 125 customers in one level
Defeat the Cyclops
Serve 200 customers in one level
Medals Earned: 4/4 (50/50 points)
Unlock First 8 Levels
Unlock first 16 levels
Unlock first 24 levels
Beat all the levels
Medals Earned: 5/5 (145/145 points)
Create and save a level in the Editor.
Obtain a 3 Star rating on any level.
Jump on 3 Knobs in a row without touching the ground.
Complete every level.
Obtain a 3 Star rating on every level.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/450 points)
keep playing, loser (Get 71pts)
congratulations, you won (Get 250pts)
i can stop any time (Get 500pts)
oohh mm fuck yeah (Get 2.5Kpts)
you, like dino man, want nothing but vengeance (Get 10Kpts)
christ, chill out man (Get 50Kpts)
you're a true competitor for joshi's high score (Get 100Kpts)
hahahahahaha (Get 500Kpts)
Medals Earned: 8/16 (85/85 points)
Win the game in Easy Difficulty.
Win in Normal Difficulty.
Win in Hard Difficulty.
Conquist North America.
Conquist Center America.
Buy the Golden Base Upgrade.
Buy the Primitive Workers Upgrade.
Buy the Population Upgrade.
Conquist South America.
Conquist Africa.
Conquist Europe.
Conquist Antartica.
Buy and fill the 4 turret slots.
Evolve the Cavemen.
Evolve the Slingshooter.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Complete the mission: Tutorial
Get 10 total kills
Get an ally in survival mode
Upgrade a skill in survival mode
Get 10 total melee kills
Complete the mission: Raids
Survive a wave in survival mode
Get 50 total melee kills
Get 100 total kills
Get 100 total melee kills
Complete the mission: Betrayed
Complete all story missions
Complete the mission: Extraction
Get 1000 total kills
Complete the mission: Stranded
Complete all story missions with 3 stars