Total Medals Earned: 39,950 (From 5,466 different games.) Total Medal Score: 854,270 Points
Medals Earned: 8/8 (140/140 points)
call 911 or 112
Push all the buttons
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Call a random number
Listen to all tracks on tape
Finish the game
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
Medals Earned: 16/16 (445/445 points)
Get your first coin.
Get 100 coins.
Get 10 coins.
Get 500 coins.
Get 250 coins.
Get 1000 coins.
Get 5000 coins.
Get 25,000 coins.
Get 15,000 coins.
Get 10,000 coins.
Get 7500 coins.
Get 2500 coins.
Get 50,000 coins.
Get 100,000 coins.
Get 75,000 coins.
Get 1,000,000 coins.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (60/160 points)
Win 3 Levels
Destroy 50 Boxes
Unlock All Weapons
Complete The Game
Medals Earned: 30/30 (360/360 points)
Take the freeway exit.
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a police car.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 20/21 (220/270 points)
Steal a speedboat.
Escape from the helicopter.
Grind against another vehicle.
Jump between flying jet planes! Insane!!!
Hijack a jet plane?!
Jump onto another vehicle!
Drive on the oncoming lane for 500 points.
Steal a tank.
Enter Fury Mode.
Drive on the oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Destroy another vehicle.
Destroy a tank (besides your own).
Drive on the oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Defeat the final boss and save humanity!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Medals Earned: 3/11 (15/275 points)
Publish your first high-score to the Internets.
Lose your first round of Friday Night Death Slot.
Mantain your audience entertained for more than a minute.
Survive for 10 levels.
Mantain your audience entertained for more than 5 minutes.
Survive for 30 levels.
Survive for 50 levels.
Mantain your audience entertained for more than 10 minutes.
Survive for 100 levels.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
You went and looked into the Kickstarted, wow!
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!