Total Medals Earned: 39,950 (From 5,466 different games.) Total Medal Score: 854,270 Points
Medals Earned: 16/16 (495/495 points)
win stage 1
win stage 2
win stage 3
win stage 4
win stage 5
win stage 6
win stage 7
win stage 8
win stage 9
win stage 10
win stage 11
win stage 12
win stage 16
win stage 13
win stage 14
win stage 15
Medals Earned: 24/24 (700/700 points)
win stage 17
win stage 18
win stage 19
win stage 20
win stage 21
win stage 22
win stage 23
win stage 24
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/90 points)
Die for the first time.
Die at the first wave at least once.
congratz!! this is your first step.
well done, zamn.
holy shit, you're good at it!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Reach earth in 20 days or less
Medals Earned: 4/4 (45/45 points)
Press Left Button.
Press Right Button.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 16/16 (90/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
You got all the gold, but with less skill and finesse than a beatboxing turkey
You were in, out, and on your way to Chotchkie's in just 200 seconds
You got the gold in under 150 seconds, about time you retired to Spain, right?
You dirty tea leaf! You half-inched all that gold in under 110 seconds!
Medals Earned: 11/11 (250/250 points)
Pick up a match.
Find the letter of envy.
Find the letter of gluttony.
Find the letter of greed.
Find the letter of lust.
Find the letter of pride.
Find the letter of sloth.
Find the letter of wrath.
Find all available matches.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (60/60 points)
Call the secret phone number
Complete the game
Win the PC game