Total Medals Earned: 40,888 (From 5,618 different games.) Total Medal Score: 873,470 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (80/420 points)
Use a melee weapon so much it breaks 4 times in a run
Shoot kids 16 times in a run
Kill 64 kids in a run
Annihilate the one-eyed kid
Bash the skull of the telekinetic child
Slice the weaboo toddler in half
Win the game as Pico
Win the game as Asparagus
Win the game as Person
Win the game as Figure
It doesn't get any better than this
Die in a puddle of blood
Medals Earned: 5/5 (50/50 points)
You've upgraded!
You are now earning passive points!
Wow, you have 100 points!
Wow
now that's just excessive
Medals Earned: 7/7 (110/110 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/11 (165/325 points)
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
The uh, safety was off there.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 11/45 (75/500 points)
Sticker (Common): Alien Hominid
Sticker (Common): The Player
Sticker (Common): Tom
Sticker (Rare): Edd
Sticker (Uncommon): Hominid Agent
Sticker (Uncommon): Matt
Win 10 rounds
Win a game of Castle Crashers VS!
Beat 10 rounds!
Win a game of Pico Roulette!
Survived for 1+ miles!
Killed 20 enemies
Killed 2 enemies at once
Killed 3 enemies at once
Sticker (Common): Green Knight
Sticker (Common): Grunt
Sticker (Epic): Cat Dad
Sticker (Epic): Gold Whale
Sticker (Epic): Necromancer
Sticker (Epic): Tord
Sticker (Epic): Tricky
Sticker (Rare): Hank
Sticker (Rare): Orange Knight
Sticker (Rare): Pico
Sticker (Rare): Racoon
Sticker (Uncommon): Beefy Villager
Sticker (Uncommon): Boyfriend
Sticker (Uncommon): The Tank
Killed 30+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Killed 4 enemies at once
Killed 50 enemies
Killed 5 enemies at once
Killed 6 enemies at once
Escaped the magma!
Break 100 blocks!
Broke 500 blocks!
Win 25 rounds
Killed 100 enemies!
Killed 50+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Killed 7 enemies at once!
Survived for 5+ miles!
Crossed the finish line! (~12 miles)
Win 50 rounds
Killed 100+ enemies with 100% accuracy!
Win 100 rounds!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (65/265 points)
Die for the first time!
Rage Quit.
Defeat Alucard!
Defeat Hanzo!
Defeat Cassandra!
S Rank a Boss!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (405/405 points)
Why? Why?
Catch a wild UBERKID.
Some Unicorns just lost their dignity you know.
You're the inspiration.
Those old folks deserve some love and affection.
Win the game!
Medals Earned: 20/23 (365/500 points)
Get a score of 0 in the first level, maybe you need a bit of practice
Enter in the office and start the real game
Read the instructions
Look at the small art gallery at the end of the game
Complete the first level
Complete the second level
I love this game so I want to play again
Controls the medals you can unlock in this game
Watch 5 minutes the credits
??????
Complete the third level
Get a score of 325 in the first level
Get a score of 730 in the second level
Complete the game!
Get a score of 860 in the third level, this could be quite difficult
Wait 3600 seconds in the main menu, what?, maybe there's a trick!
The moonlight lights up the galaxy
Get a score of 0 in the second level, ok I think that this game is not for you, stop play immediately!
Get a score of 197 wrong notes in the third and final level, if you still 0 stop playing this game and go away to buy a sandwich!!
Use all your skills to get this medal, you will need patience and calm, NOTE: if you press tab or cheats you can not unlock this medal forever!