Total Medals Earned: 39,950 (From 5,466 different games.) Total Medal Score: 854,270 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (205/205 points)
Defeat the first guy.
Complete the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/11 (35/385 points)
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Press the colour you read
Press the colour you see
Play 5 games in a row
Score over 1000
Score over 2000
Play 10 games in a row
Score over 3000
Play 25 games in a row
Play 50 games in a row
Score over 4000
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/220 points)
Didn't choke on a single item during a run
Got stunned far too many times in a single run
Beat the game... Sorta...
Choked far too many times on a single run
Lost far too many days in a row on one mission
Beat the game with perfect mastery of time
Filled the book of cherished memories with gusto
Beat the game without losing a day.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Amazing.
Easy AF!
Holy crap! I can't believe you did it!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Complete Level 3
Complete the game!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (100/105 points)
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 4/4 (110/110 points)
Reach Level 1
Reach Level 3
Reach Level 5
Buy some laser guns...
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)
Beat Level 1.
Beat Level 5.
Beat Level 10.
Beat Level 20.
Have at least 250 coins at once.
Have 50 (max) lives at one time.
Medals Earned: 6/6 (280/280 points)
End with attack as your highest stat.
End with your max health - 20 as your highest stat.
End with luck as your highest stat.
End with balanced stats, or equal attack and luck higher than max hp - 20.