Total Medals Earned: 39,950 (From 5,466 different games.) Total Medal Score: 854,270 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/190 points)
Defeat the first boss.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the final boss.
Defeat the second boss.
Beat the game in under an hour.
Keep the deaths under 150
Medals Earned: 7/8 (235/335 points)
SMASH a bat with blocks
Catch that ELUSIVE cookie!
Collect the SHINY peridot!
Collect the SHINY ruby!
Collect the SHINY amethyst!
Eat the DELICIOUS cake!
Reach the top of the cave!
Reach the top without dying ONCE!
Medals Earned: 4/12 (65/480 points)
Complete the Intro
Get Your Date's Affection to the Max Value
Get Your Date's Affection to the Minimum Value
Get the Heartbreak Ending :(
Get the Romance Ending :)
Complete the Game Without Checkpoints (Start From Chapter 2 or Below)
Perfect the Game Without Checkpoints (Start From Chapter 2 or Below)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (130/230 points)
Beat the game
Beat the game in 10 minutes or less
Fiddy or less
Medals Earned: 9/14 (125/375 points)
Politely decline
Politely accept
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Defeat Savior
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 6/8 (35/85 points)
Relax to the max
Drop out, become fat, and still not have time to relax.
Earn a stellar grade
Make the varsity team
Touch the finger
Touchtouchtouchtouchtouchtouchtouch
Overachieve ALL the things!
Must... touch... 1... more...
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Finish the Short Adventure
Finish the Long Adventure
Find 10 different ways to lose
Medals Earned: 5/6 (35/60 points)
Load into the game
Listen to the scientists last words
Turn off the power
Run into the scribble
die
Escape the facility
Medals Earned: 9/30 (45/150 points)
Level 1
Level 2
Level 11
Level 21
Medals Earned: 7/7 (125/125 points)
You loaded the game. And it didn't crash! So this is more a medal for me than you. Nevertheless, it's yours.
It's raining at the Parthenon again! Wait, that's not rain...
Wow, that was really, REALLY terrible score. ... THAT deserves a medal!
Get Ares to eat you. This isn't hard, just get close to him.
Not bad! You're halfway to unicorn status with your 'over 5k but less than 10k' result!
Take one too many arrows to the knee. Er, nut. Er, you.
You became the unicorn! The world thanks you! Mostly because it will taste delicious.