Total Medals Earned: 39,950 (From 5,466 different games.) Total Medal Score: 854,270 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
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Sometimes, we all want a bit of quiet time.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (75/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (135/235 points)
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Get the "best" ending
Hit the floor 20 times
Medals Earned: 5/7 (190/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
Medals Earned: 18/18 (490/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (100/300 points)
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/310 points)
Maximum Knowledge
Large beasts will impress the urbanites
Absorb ALL the magic
Stay within the nest, make the game harder
Medals Earned: 2/2 (105/105 points)
Get some stone
Retire
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Complete five missions
Bankrupt the company
Beat the game in 15 seconds
Let net worth reach 20M before forcing it back to 0