Total Medals Earned: 40,438 (From 5,549 different games.) Total Medal Score: 864,430 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (20/20 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (75/325 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (135/235 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (190/390 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 18/18 (490/490 points)
Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)
Medals Earned: 6/9 (100/300 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/310 points)
Lose!
Engage Trickster Mode.
Enter Yak Rage.
Win the game.
You generated a ban message!
Sometimes, we all want a bit of quiet time.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Stab a person on camera
Kill a police officer
Get the "best" ending
Hit the floor 20 times
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes
You feel at peace.
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
You really thought that would work?
Constantly hold W for 10m straight
Constantly hold W for 25m straight
Wow, so impressive. You exist.
Get back up and rebalance after nearly falling off
Just close it with the X
Constantly hold W for 50m straight
Maximum Knowledge
Large beasts will impress the urbanites
Absorb ALL the magic
Stay within the nest, make the game harder
