Total Medals Earned: 39,949 (From 5,466 different games.) Total Medal Score: 854,265 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)
You showed that horse who's boss!
You found all the secrets! Great Job!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
I guess you could have that kind of desire.
Maybe you shouldn't have entered so rudely.
That tasted like garbage!
Should've probably watched out for the slippery water.
Complete the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (80/80 points)
Broke 1000 points
Broke 5000 pts
Obliterated 150 conformists
Medals Earned: 3/5 (70/175 points)
Clear a whole screen
Clear a whole screen within 5 minutes
Clear a whole screen within 2 minutes
play this game using a html5 supported gamepad
Clear 10 screens in a row
Medals Earned: 7/7 (245/245 points)
Never Earned A Medal: Just to take up space
Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do - Benjamin Franklin
Half the world is composed of idiots
Cup of Coffee
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/280 points)
Make it to the first nest.
Perish for the first time.
Make it through a tricky hazard room.
Defeat gravity with the power of eggs.
Make it through the advanced key room.
Make it through the advanced button room.
Make it through the first gas room.
Complete the game in under 200 generations
Medals Earned: 4/4 (165/165 points)
Get 5 coins
Die 100 times
Complete 30 levels
The medal that deserves its own game!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)
100 deaths
beat 10 levels
beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
Another bear!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (220/220 points)
Click the book.
Buy the cherry.
Buy the diamond.
Buy the ball.
Buy the gift.
Buy the plant.
Gets 90 points.
Buy the crown.
Gets 500 points.