Total Medals Earned: 39,950 (From 5,466 different games.) Total Medal Score: 854,270 Points
Medals Earned: 19/38 (180/500 points)
Swipe 100 times. Hyaaa!
Fire 1000 bullets. 1000 messages delivered.
Kill 10 champions. It's a coupe!
Kill 10 Zombies. Zombies, are full of it.
Collect $1000. It's a simple stash.
Charm 50 subjects. There is too much love in the air!
Fire 100 Chaingun bullets. Don't let go of it now!
Laser something 500 times. Intervention successful.
Smash 500 times with a rock. Did you do it rythmically?
Kill 25 champions. Greed doesn't pay!
Fire 5000 bullets. Focus on your inner self!
Fire 1000 Chaingun bullets. Who knew I had that much ammo?
Fire 500 Scattergun bullets. Just look away.
Kill 100 Smiles. Getting a hang of it.
Kill 50 Zombies. A little bit like in the classic.
Fire 10000 bullets. That escalated quickly.
Kill 100 Zombies. No zombie, no problem.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Burn things for 1 minute. I can smell the bacon!
Collect 10 hearts. Yummy!
Burn things for 10 minutes. It's getting smokey in here.
Swipe 500 times. Ninjastic!
Collect 50 hearts. You're probably getting too much love.
Cut 500 times. My eyes are still willing to see this.
Collect $10000. No office should go without a safety net.
Charm 250 subjects. "pshhhh... Subjects started to fight between themselves... pshhh..."
Make 500 hits with a rocket. Kaboom, kaboom, kaboom!
Fire Gaussgun 500 times. Science fiction writers would be proud.
Make 500 hits with Thunderbeard. Ancient god's fury!
Blow 1000 things. Love me till I explode.
Kill 10000 Smiles. No remorse. Your calmness is at stake.
Collect 100 hearts. Bloody affair.
Collect $100000. Could buy anything... thing thing thing.
Kill 50 champions. That... belongs to me.
Kill 100000 Smiles. Eye-melting carnage!
Kill 100 champions. You are enveloped in a warm feeling of happiness.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/45 points)
Who needs Instructions
We're going to steal the Declaration of Independence....
Now you're thinking with bees
Death by typing
YOU DONT SAY
Medals Earned: 4/5 (90/140 points)
Win first stage
Win First Challenge
Got 3 x 3 stars
Open All Recipes
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
accidentally blow yourself up
play sandbox mode
destroy every cake
Medals Earned: 10/10 (250/250 points)
find the 5 differents on Cat Tongue Level
find the 5 differents on Eating Knife Level
find the 5 differents on Evacuation Level
find the 5 differents on Heart Attack Level
find the 5 differents on Lawyers buffet Level
find the 5 differents on rich and poor Level
find the 5 differents on Sharpener shop Level
find the 5 differents on sheeps and wolves Level
find the 5 differents on sweep medals Level
find the 5 differents on Water Cycle Level
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
beat dah fookin game
Medals Earned: 9/9 (185/185 points)
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 10 Times
Poop Yourself to Death
Get Electrocuted
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 20 Times
Cause a Car Crash with your Doody
Successfully Avoid the Electricity 30 Times
Beat Call of Doody using only 5 poops.
Medals Earned: 5/7 (285/485 points)
Saved Some Hats
Saved Some More Hats
Saved Many Hats
used all machines and obtained sword
Saved Many More Hats
Saved All Hats
Medals Earned: 15/16 (490/500 points)
Find uncle
Meet the Thug
Find Abbey
Kill 20 Thugs
X20 combo!
Meet the Gun Thug
Kill 15 Gun Thugs
Defeat the Gentleman
Kill 15 Hummers
Meet the Hummer
Find the Keeper
Finish the game
Find all secrets
Complete with all A+
Defeat the Robot
Kill 10 enemies by pistol
Medals Earned: 8/8 (65/65 points)
Fail to get help.
Cause the gift to disappear.
Fail to return an item.
Beat the game.